Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
I really need to rewatch this movie.
I read the Benedict didn’t like the shower scene because he didn’t
And so they cut the scene.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
“People with vaginas” is actually correct when you include ftm males who haven’t gone thru surgery.
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters